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There are seventy four books on the desk about evolutionary theory. A laptop is open on the desk.Posted by dcoates at April 20, 2006 10:52 AM
> look laptop
There seems to be a dissertation chapter on the laptop.
> read chapter
It is long-winded and boring. You do not want to read it.
> read chapter
It is obnoxious. You hate it.
> read book
Read. There is a book underneath it that concerns a related topic.
> read book
Read. There is a book underneath it that concerns a related topic.
> work on dissertation
You spend two hours searching the OED for the usage history of the word devolve.
> work on dissertation
You spend three hours reading five articles which have nothing to do with the dissertation.
> work on dissertation
You spend twenty minutes online reading about baseball.
> tear out hair
Taken. You find the Elvish sword.
> in my hair?
I don't understand that.
> work on dissertation
You spend five minutes playing online poker.