BBC News reports on Ideal Home Show inventions including an Internet-enabled chopping board:

It contains a microprocessor-controlled system capable of browsing the web. It can download recipes and display them on a screen within the board itself providing inspiration for even the most uncreative cook.

And don't forget the internet toilet roll browser:

A unit installed in front of a toilet on the cubicle wall provides up-to-the-minute information on products, stocks and shares and lottery results.